Post by roziedozie on Mar 16, 2012 17:20:32 GMT -5
We added a building with a septic to our farm and today the Redneck inspector paid us a call.
A group of us were working in the garden adding soil to a cement block raised bed so he came to where we were:
Redneck Inspector: (older, heavy guy wearing a red shirt with American Eagles all over it)... "Howdy! I'm here to take a look at yer buildin'."
Hubs: "Great... (introductions)
RNI: "What're ya'll doin'" (as if it isn't obvious)
Hubs: "We're adding soil to this raised bed, getting ready to plant carrots."
RNI: "Round here we just plant 'em in the ground".
Hubs: "Our ground has a lot of clay so we have to raise our beds or else we can't grow carrots."
RNI: "You can git a big bag of carrots down at the Bi-Lo for $3.00"
Hubs: <smiles> no comment.
RNI: "You all have trouble with deer out here?"
Hubs: "Not since we put up this tall deer fence" (obviously)
RNI: "How 'bout crows; got trouble with crows?"
Hubs: "Not so far."
RNI: "I used to have trouble with crows but not no more. I called up there to Clemson and those big shots told me next time I saw a crow to shoot it and hang the dang thing on the fence and I wouldn't have no more trouble with crows."
Hubs: "I hadn't heard that one."
RNI: "It works. Now I swear by it. Every year I kill me a crow and hang it on the fence and when that one rots I kill me another 'un."
Hubs: <nods head and smiles, Rozie rolls her eyes.. "I'll keep that in mind."
RNI: "Let's go take a look at that buildin'"
Hubs: "Ok..."
RNI and Hubs walk away.
RNI: "Sure is hot... it's all them Solar Flares....."
LOL! We passed the inspection.
A group of us were working in the garden adding soil to a cement block raised bed so he came to where we were:
Redneck Inspector: (older, heavy guy wearing a red shirt with American Eagles all over it)... "Howdy! I'm here to take a look at yer buildin'."
Hubs: "Great... (introductions)
RNI: "What're ya'll doin'" (as if it isn't obvious)
Hubs: "We're adding soil to this raised bed, getting ready to plant carrots."
RNI: "Round here we just plant 'em in the ground".
Hubs: "Our ground has a lot of clay so we have to raise our beds or else we can't grow carrots."
RNI: "You can git a big bag of carrots down at the Bi-Lo for $3.00"
Hubs: <smiles> no comment.
RNI: "You all have trouble with deer out here?"
Hubs: "Not since we put up this tall deer fence" (obviously)
RNI: "How 'bout crows; got trouble with crows?"
Hubs: "Not so far."
RNI: "I used to have trouble with crows but not no more. I called up there to Clemson and those big shots told me next time I saw a crow to shoot it and hang the dang thing on the fence and I wouldn't have no more trouble with crows."
Hubs: "I hadn't heard that one."
RNI: "It works. Now I swear by it. Every year I kill me a crow and hang it on the fence and when that one rots I kill me another 'un."
Hubs: <nods head and smiles, Rozie rolls her eyes.. "I'll keep that in mind."
RNI: "Let's go take a look at that buildin'"
Hubs: "Ok..."
RNI and Hubs walk away.
RNI: "Sure is hot... it's all them Solar Flares....."
LOL! We passed the inspection.