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Post by GunnarSK on Jul 20, 2012 12:07:02 GMT -5
Ran over this on FB (posted by someone who doesn't live in the South herself).
MY REDNECK JOKES OF THE DAY
You might be a Redneck if.......You think Starbuck's is a hunting ranch......
You might be a Redneck if.......The first deer you ever shot was on a sign....
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Post by garrett on Jul 22, 2012 1:46:24 GMT -5
lol gunnar
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Post by LinFL on Jul 22, 2012 11:58:14 GMT -5
Went to a restaurant named Po Folks last night. Menu includes "You might be Po if..." jokes. My favorite:
You might be Po if ... yore front porch collapses an' more'n six dawgs is kilt.
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Post by roziedozie on Jul 24, 2012 14:20:52 GMT -5
LOL!!! I love it.
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include: "turn off the paved road...."
You might be a redneck if your wife has ever said: "come move this transmission so I can take a bath....."
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Post by marielouise on Jul 24, 2012 17:01:15 GMT -5
you might be a real redneck if ya gotta move the catfish to take a bath.
paved roads what ya talking bout
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Post by Cliffrat on Jan 11, 2015 21:53:52 GMT -5
So I am originally from upstate NY but I lived in NYC and Long Island for most of my formative years. I moved out to Phoenix back in '95. Some time around 2007 I bumped into a guy from NYC at work and we got to talking. The conversation ended like this: Him: I've only been here about 6 months. Me: So you are still in culture shock. Him: Yeah this place is kinda weird. Me: Here's a survival tip: Get in touch with your inner Redneck. Him: What do you mean? Start driving a pick up truck, buy guns, and listen to country music? Me: Hey don't knock it, those things worked for me.
You might be a redneck if...The day after Christmas is spent at the shooting range trying out your new presents.
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Post by garrett on Jan 26, 2015 11:11:49 GMT -5
lol cliffrat
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Post by garrett on Feb 13, 2015 0:40:51 GMT -5
redneck is the darn determination to never give up despite seemingly insurmountable odds.
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Post by Cliffrat on Feb 16, 2015 22:42:37 GMT -5
I have this little sign in my office cubicle. It says: Determination - that feeling you get right before you do something incredibly stupid.
You might have been a redneck if your last words were "Hey watch this!"
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Post by tsteven1 on Feb 20, 2015 9:52:11 GMT -5
In a move of redneck water conservation, I decided to cancel the bath for this week. Tim
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Post by garrett on Feb 20, 2015 16:23:23 GMT -5
I have this little sign in my office cubicle. It says: Determination - that feeling you get right before you do something incredibly stupid. You might have been a redneck if your last words were "Hey watch this!" lol cliff
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Post by garrett on Feb 20, 2015 16:24:25 GMT -5
In a move of redneck water conservation, I decided to cancel the bath for this week. Tim whar yu been biggun?
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Post by horsea on Feb 21, 2015 21:01:18 GMT -5
You think you southerners have a monopoly on redneckery? This lady is providing ballast on the tractor; that is how they do it in Eastern Europe (where my ancestors are from) if you can't afford to replace a missing wheel right away.
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Post by garrett on Feb 21, 2015 22:32:38 GMT -5
You think you southerners have a monopoly on redneckery? This lady is providing ballast on the tractor; that is how they do it in Eastern Europe (where my ancestors are from) if you can't afford to replace a missing wheel right away. rotfl thanks horsea
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Post by cliffrat on Feb 25, 2015 23:22:19 GMT -5
You think you southerners have a monopoly on redneckery? This lady is providing ballast on the tractor; that is how they do it in Eastern Europe (where my ancestors are from) if you can't afford to replace a missing wheel right away. rotfl thanks horsea Well, If ya gotta get it to the repair shop, you gotta figure out how. Today's Redneck is about figuring out creative ways to "get er done!" I think I once read in a book somewhere that you judge the tree by the fruit it bears and a buddy of mine always says "Po folks have Po ways." But they get the job done, right?
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Post by garrett on Feb 26, 2015 1:29:10 GMT -5
thetz right!lol
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Post by tsteven1 on Mar 4, 2015 13:55:20 GMT -5
I'm trying to think of a way to use empty beer cans that will improve reception on my AM radio. Tim
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Post by garrett on Mar 4, 2015 20:52:16 GMT -5
string em together on fishing string. redneck windchimes?
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