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Post by garrett on Aug 23, 2011 18:22:37 GMT -5
REDNECK STORIES....PICS.....MUSIC...LOL ANYTHING PERTAINING TO US and our way! smiles thought this might be fun.......... ;D ;D
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Post by robinredchick on Aug 24, 2011 7:59:56 GMT -5
It doesn't matter how much money you have a redneck is a redneck, When I worked for a nice set of condo's in Steamboat Springs CO ( ski resort area) It was the middle of winter. we had a snowstorm. 6 inches of snow fell that night. We were getting ready to start a typical day of cleaning rooms we saw this beautiful Mercedes covered with snow in the parking lot. When all of a sudden this guy comes out of the condo in his flashy bright orange shorts and tennis shoes ( no shirt) and uses one of our cheap metal spatula's to clean off his windshield. of course he put it right back in the drawer it came from. we all looked at each other and at the same time said" You might be a redneck if"....!!!!!
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Post by garrett on Aug 24, 2011 9:04:43 GMT -5
big grins........ok tthat was me...............
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Post by lalbers on Aug 24, 2011 12:39:50 GMT -5
I did home health nursing for a bit, and up in my neck of the woods, went to a patients home- fairly nice home for here, and he had a bright shiny new diesel tractor engine on a hoist in the middle of the living room.....Wife looked at me and said that engine is probably worth more than the house- and SHE said- you might be a redneck if...........!
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Post by garrett on Aug 25, 2011 0:48:08 GMT -5
rotfl................
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Post by noobgahdnuh on Aug 25, 2011 16:07:28 GMT -5
well we were just camping up in the mountains and my daddy used a rope and made himself some suspenders... the ranger stopped by and kinda looked at him funny...
hes a true blue redneck if i ever met one...
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Post by w8n4dave on Aug 25, 2011 19:50:01 GMT -5
Noob!! It has been such a long time!! missed ya GF Yea rednecks live in Mi to ppl ... like when hubbs was putting the roof on the house and the kid across the street , well you know he needs money and stuff , so yea we can ask him , so yes he can, but every time he bent over some one seen the brown streaks on his undies .. OMG I heard it every time Hubbs came down to get water .. You may be a redneck if .. lol sighhhhhhhhhhhh gross!
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Post by garrett on Aug 26, 2011 1:14:37 GMT -5
well we were just camping up in the mountains and my daddy used a rope and made himself some suspenders... the ranger stopped by and kinda looked at him funny... hes a true blue redneck if i ever met one... rotfl noobs.................
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Post by garrett on Aug 26, 2011 1:16:19 GMT -5
Noob!! It has been such a long time!! missed ya GF Yea rednecks live in Mi to ppl ... like when hubbs was putting the roof on the house and the kid across the street , well you know he needs money and stuff , so yea we can ask him , so yes he can, but every time he bent over some one seen the brown streaks on his undies .. OMG I heard it every time Hubbs came down to get water .. You may be a redneck if .. lol sighhhhhhhhhhhh gross! ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...........
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Post by noobgahdnuh on Aug 26, 2011 11:14:36 GMT -5
yeah... that is pretty gross... keep yer drawers clean son! or just hidden lol
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Post by garrett on Aug 26, 2011 16:01:05 GMT -5
hidden works fer me.............. did i say ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?
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Post by michelle on Aug 28, 2011 22:26:19 GMT -5
I dont come close to living in the south where apparently REDNECKS are abundant. BUT I do live in a small town in Minnestoa and there are plenty of rednecks here. I kid you not this is a true story. I live on prairie land and one can see for miles, seriously, and my neighbor saw a 'strange' truck pull into the our driveway( about 6 city blocks long) and the truck was not familiar to him. Knowing that my husband was not around and I was home alone with our kid, Larry decided to show up with is .22 and dog just incase. You know who was in the truck. My step-dad, had borrowed a neigbors truck to pick up items he stored in a shed. I was laughing so hard. I grew up in a City and this kind of behavior was made fun of. And its true. There really are rednecks every where.
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Post by garrett on Aug 28, 2011 22:46:45 GMT -5
big grins.....................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by lalbers on Aug 31, 2011 15:22:46 GMT -5
hubs had the new medica ldirector and her hubs over for dinner last night- spur of the moment, I was not happy about it, but that's another story. He got here before they did, and I was scrambling to fix dinner- sent him next door to his brothers house to get come chips. We were all sitting on the porch, and brother wandered over to see the who was visiting (we don't get many visitors up here)----- with a shirt on--------and underwear. I could not make this up.
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Post by garrett on Aug 31, 2011 19:26:39 GMT -5
formal greeting attire.................rotfl........................
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Post by daylilydude on Sept 4, 2011 7:06:04 GMT -5
A redneck racing wheelchair!
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Post by prairieprincess on Sept 5, 2011 0:38:23 GMT -5
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Post by lalbers on Sept 5, 2011 17:10:49 GMT -5
Out of beer to see mother in law!!!! GAAAAH
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Post by garrett on Sept 9, 2011 2:08:28 GMT -5
lol richard and pprincess
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Post by marielouise on Sept 11, 2011 21:41:02 GMT -5
Not sure if this is quite the redneck tale ya looking for buttttt here goes. Brother M.. was working in New Mexico a few years back, on BLM land, & gov't land, and partly on a Rez. it was a construction job that spanned across all that open desert, miles and miles between one site and another on unpaved back roads . Occasionally they had this fellow from the Game and Wildlife come in and give a talk on the flora and fauna of the area. one speech went something like this Rattlesnakes-- this is their home and they are an endangered species , now if you are driving down a road and run over one --- DO NOT back up to see if its dead. If a rattlesnake wanders into a work site DO NOT distrub him in any manner, no throwing rocks or poking sticks at him or making loud noises to drive him away--It is his home and YOU are a visitor behave in a proper manner. You simply lay down your tools and slowly, quietly and carefully leave the area, go to your truck and once safely inside you radio your job manager back at job base and notify him of the snake on the job premises, he in turn will notify his supervisor, who then notifys home office , who then will call the Game and wildlife , who in turn will notify the snake wrangler, a highly trained individual in safely catching and relocation of rattlesnakes , for that location and send him out to safely and gently remove said snake and relocate snake to another site far away while you remain safely in your truck til snake is gone then return to job at hand. Well time passes and one day M. is asked to go to a pipe storage site and count how many joints of a certain size pipe cuz they have a new project starting soon and need to know how much of each size on hand . Storage site is 65 miles away over unpaved roads thru desert and hilly terrain---- very long dusty bumpy ride. His foreman decides at the last minute to go with him---great at least someone to talk to. Foreman is an Kia Navajo, man of few words --- main word being a deep growling noise that means everything from yes and no to right and left depending on the subject. A few miles into the trip --- he grunts --tilts his hat down --- lays his head back and goes slap dab sound asleep--- doesn't wake up til they hit the bumpy part of road across a dry river bed full of boulders , once past that back to sleep after a couple grunts and growls. Then finally arrived at the locked gate into the storage yard, M hops out opens gate gets back in and starts to turn right between rows of stacked pipe , but his companion growls and points left so he turns left -- found the right size pipe , starts to open door when he realizes boss man has his head out the window and checking the ground all around. what did ya see? Just checking ! Then boss opens door and again looks closely all around at the ground. Steps out , still checking that ground . M came around truck and asked Whats the matter? AAAWWW M , 3 days ago I had to come out here for a load of pipe . Bigggg rattletail, bout 5 footer right over there. Ohh yeah I didn't hear any chatter bout calling the wrangler and usually everybody chatters and bets on how long takes the wrangler to get out there and catch the sucker. NAHHHHHH, didn't have to call the job boss, I was loading the pipe and that sucker started buzzing and it scared me so bad, I dropped the pipe on him. pause long pause that's a lot of words for this strong silent type man to speak at one time. """ 3 times I dropped the pipe."""
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Post by garrett on Sept 11, 2011 22:58:28 GMT -5
rotfl ml 3 times.................
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Post by garrett on Sept 11, 2011 22:59:06 GMT -5
great story...................smiles
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Post by islandgirlromy on Sept 16, 2011 0:52:44 GMT -5
For the man that thinks he is not a redneck.....guess again! After driving his red truck to the marina, walking down the dock to board his rough looking kind of beige boat, cruise it over to the mainland, he gets into his red car. Now as he gets out to go into a store, hubby reaches in to grab a bungie cord cuz his pants are falling down and around his belt loop it goes! Yes...you are a redneck when.....belt of choice is a bungie cord!
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Post by garrett on Sept 16, 2011 9:49:31 GMT -5
dat's me....rotfl...........................
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Post by daylilydude on Sept 17, 2011 6:17:00 GMT -5
The longer ones make great suspenders too...
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Post by garrett on Sept 19, 2011 1:19:16 GMT -5
smiles..................
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Post by marielouise on Sept 27, 2011 22:24:13 GMT -5
They also serve to hold down the hood after SOMEBODY coming home from a night painting the town red runs under neath a bigggg bovine critter that ends up sitting on da hood of de little toyo truck dey be driving . Dat cow shore did mess up the hood, left some green stuff all over da wind sheild but that washed off, did get hood off and stomped the biggest dents outa it but the proper hood latch no longer worked---- so enter a bungie cord or 2 to shut that sucker down again.
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Post by lreef on Sept 29, 2011 23:39:15 GMT -5
We were driving in the Lewis and Clark National Forest when we noticed the snow getting a little deep. Since turning around would have been the smart (and suggested) option dear hubby chose to keep driving. We ended up getting completely stuck. I was terrified! This snow thing is still new to me I just knew we were all gonna freeze to death out in the middle of nowhere. It took a little over an hour but did you know you can dig a car out of the snow with one of those shovels from the dollar sand pails at wally world? I was laughing so hard at him and that little pink shovel I couldn't stay mad at him. Only a redneck engineer would have thought to use that silly thing.
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Post by garrett on Sept 30, 2011 9:43:48 GMT -5
rotfl
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Post by roziedozie on Sept 30, 2011 19:58:37 GMT -5
I see Redneck stuff everyday. Went to a local restaurant and there was a road crew eating lunch. This is a TRUE story: Redneck 1: "Man, I hate to work with Ralph; he don't do s__t after lunch. He falls asleep, every day!" Redneck 2: "Yup. I been workin' wid him 10 years" "If you want, I'll tell you how to work with Ole Ralph." Redneck 1: "Yea! That'd be great!" Redneck 2: "Well, ya get to the work site as early as ya can. You pick up Ralph and take him wid ya. You start workin'. And you work hard as ya can and you keep your eye on Ralph, make sure he's workin'. Then, about 10 o'clock when Ralph starts whinin' and complain', you tell him you got to work a little longer till ya take a break. And then about 12 o'clock when Ralph starts whinin' about lunch, you tell him you got 'bout 1 more hour of work to do and then at 1 o'clock you tell Ralph, '1 more hour and we can eat lunch'......" Redneck 1: "You wait 'till 2:00 to eat lunch???!!!" Redneck 2: "You do when yur workin' wid Ralph. 'Cause when you sit down to eat, that Ole Boy gonna open his paper sack and take out that flask and start sippin and that's all the work you gonna' get out of em for the rest of the day." When we overheard this, we just laughed our heads off! Only in Redneck country.... Everywhere else "ole Ralph" would either get fired or sent to rehab. Here, they just figured out how to work "wid" him.
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